dont wait for zevran. he looks like a lizard.
i feel like ive cheated on alistair because i romanced anders
HELP IVE BEEN PLAYING DRAGONAGE 2 FOR ABOUT 6 HOURS
if I ever fall into a coma someone please come secretly tweeze my eyebrows so I can make all the nurses hella jealous of my unconscious eyebrow game.
you dont know embarrassment until you have to wear science goggles over your glasses
"i was born in the wrong generation" i say as i steal my grandkids hoverboards because fuck you i was promised these years ago
I’m so dizzy my vision has blurred
I have an appointment next week but its still far away
people who fall asleep quickly and easily make me so irrationally angry
like wow it must be so nice not to lie in bed for hours replaying every negative moment you’ve ever had in your entire life every single night