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sweat is just your body crying because it wants you to stop moving







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scruffyqueer:

why get jealous of your best friend for being ridiculously talented when you can just secondhand brag about them instead???







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idle-handss:

Nothing more hilarious than seeing a guy’s behavior towards you completely change as soon as he realizes he’ll never get anything out of his interaction.







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I was homophobic. So God gave me three gay kids and told me to grow the hell up.

My friend’s Mom  (via oitheresawargoingonhere)  






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cummied:

im so glad im average looking bc i dont get hate for my looks and i also dont often get messages like “i want to shove my whole forearm into your asshole” so thats nice too







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captainamericaisavirgin:

feminism never made me hate men but the reaction to feminism sure as shit did







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i feel like when i make faces like this i look like martin freeman idk


i feel like when i make faces like this i look like martin freeman idk







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luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it







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damncommunists:

ocelhira:

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

  1. i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 
  2. most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 
  3. im not a pissbaby

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life