why get jealous of your best friend for being ridiculously talented when you can just secondhand brag about them instead???
Nothing more hilarious than seeing a guy’s behavior towards you completely change as soon as he realizes he’ll never get anything out of his interaction.
I was homophobic. So God gave me three gay kids and told me to grow the hell up.
im so glad im average looking bc i dont get hate for my looks and i also dont often get messages like “i want to shove my whole forearm into your asshole” so thats nice too
feminism never made me hate men but the reaction to feminism sure as shit did
i feel like when i make faces like this i look like martin freeman idk
i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because:
- i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live
- most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person
- im not a pissbaby
my white friends that have reblogged this give me life