licking himself and eating all day must be very tiring
remember when ginny weasley turned down the offer of going to the dance with harry (the boy she’d been crushing on for years) so that she could stay loyal to her date with neville and then completely called ron and harry out on their shit when they started making fun of neville good times good times
*gets absolutely nothing done* well time for a break
i may act like i’m sassy but if you’re mean to me there is a 900% chance i’ll cry
Sometimes I wonder whether I have any real intelligence or if I just have enough random bits of surface knowledge to bullshit my way through most things.